Toilet vs Tissues vs Environment Protection

These days the prices of many things are going up a lot, including tissues. Everyone is trying to figure out some way to save some of their salary.

So one of my friends proposed an amazing idea. That is, just wash your butt instead of cleaning it with tissues when you are at home. Not only you save money for tissue but your butt is going to be cleaner. The best thing is, you save the environments by preventing trees from cut down and you help improve the global warming! It's one stone THREE birds. Even better than Japan's auto toilets (which use more water and electricity and still need some tissues.)

Yeah, right, dude, that's a fantastic idea. I'll keep that in mind.