No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.
1) "The person was dancing during the interview. He kept saying things like, 'I love life!' and 'Oh, yeah!'"
「面試時跳舞，邊跳邊說『我愛生活!』或『Oh, yeah!』等話。」
2) "One job applicant came in for his interview with a cockatoo on his shoulder."
「把自己養的寵物風頭鸚鵡放在肩膀上進門面試。」
3) "The candidate sent his sister to interview in his place."
「面試時請妹妹代打。」
4) "The candidate stopped the interview to ask me if I had a cigarette."
「面試一半時，突然問面試官：『你有沒有香菸？』」
5) "We had one person who walked out of an interview straight into a glass door. The glass shattered."
「面談結束後走出去，竟一頭撞碎一道玻璃門。」
6) "The candidate got his companies confused and repeatedly mentioned the strengths of a competing firm, thinking that was who he was interviewing with."
7) "A guy called me by the wrong name during the entire interview."
「面談時，從頭至尾叫錯面試官的名字。」
8) "We're a retail company, and when we asked the candidate why she wanted to work for us, she replied that she didn't want to work in retail anymore."
「我們從事零售業，當我們問應徵者為何她想為本公司工作時，她卻回答：『我才不想從事零售業呢！』」
9) "An interviewee took his bubble gum out of his mouth and held it in his hand. Then he forgot about it and shook hands with me."
「應徵者從嘴巴挖出嚼過的口香糖放在手裡，面談結束他忘了手中握著口香糖，竟與面試官握手。」
10) "A job seeker gestured with his hands so much that he then sat on them to stop it."
「面談時手勢動作大又誇張，後來發現苗頭不對，又把雙手壓在屁股下。」
11) "A candidate fell asleep during the interview."
「面試時睡著了。」
12) "An applicant was doing really well in the interview until we got to the question about why she had left her previous job. She told us everyone there was out to get her."
其實就是因為nina看到他朋友那邊有很多悄悄話，也想去留個『悄悄話』（in a different way），就是直接留言：悄悄話（所以大家都看得到）然後nina就跟朋友說，在他的blog上有留言。朋友去看了，但是覺得很奇怪，為什麼即使登入進去之後還是只有看到悄悄話這三個字，還以為blog系統出問題。朋友就問nina：到底留了什麼？nina說：我留了 - 悄悄話.......
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious was originally from the film Mary Poppins by Julie Andrews.
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Because I was afraid to speak When I was just a lad My father gave me nose a tweak And told me I was bad But then one day I learned a word That saved me aching nose The biggest word I ever heard And this is how it goes:
Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay So when the cat has got your tongue There's no need for dismay Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say But better use it carefully Or it may change your life One night I said it to me girl And now me girl's my wife!
Most of the time, I wouldn't pay much attention to my friends' ''personal msg for contacts to see'' (it is under the display name) on IM friends list.
But today, I just saw this under one of my friend's display name, it is freaking hilarious:
Ignore those weird messages please. Infected again... Should have stopped downloading those free porns...
Dude, we all know you have downloaded the porns and got your computer infected with some virus, but you don't have to tell us. We don't wanna know. And try something clean. LOL
